NEXT SHOW

NEXT SHOW
APRIL 15th

I wish my Girlfriend was fourteen years old...

Short preview, really rough mix.
Mid-song snippet from the opening track on the new record.



God of the Sea lead singer, Bryan, preaches!

The Church of Mr. Jesus H. Christ featuring Rev. Bryan Lee

That's right folks, it's time once again to get yourself saved! For a limited time only, you can pray, learn, cry, hug, drink, eat, smoke, and worship with your favorite pastor of Christ -- the Reverend Bryan Lee!

One night only, the Red Room at the Grill will be converted into a sanctuary of all that is holy in this desolate land of sodomy and skullfucking. I will teach you the good news in a way that you can palate. Prayers, worship hymns, cheap beer, a whiskey and tater tot communion. What else could a sinner want on a Thursday night? So come on down to the grill where there is never a cover and the high life is cold. Bring your lady friend that you are trying to take advantage of and get yourself hitched!

Tongues will be spoken. Demons will be cast out. Holy Spirits will be reckoned with.

Thursday · 9:00pm - 11:30pm
Red Room @ The Grill

On our new Albulm

We have entered the studio. We have tracked our first three songs, get ready, shit sounds awesome!

Booking Agent/Record Label

God of the Sea is currently seeking a new booking agent and also a record label (What's up, Sub Pop?) to distribute our debut album, "Coke Fiend Bitches and High School Pussy: The Problem with Racism in Modern America", any interested parties can respond to: ilovesquids@gmail.com We're also looking for an Energy Drink to sponsor us (Hello, Monster!) or maybe some endorsements (Hi, Gibson.) We want money and free things. We're really hip, and we can sell the shit out of your product.

What people are saying about God of the Sea:


"...so fresh..."

-TucsonScene.com


"Local funny business"

-Erik


"I remember laughing very hard the time your band played..."

-Mark Beef


"...How could I resist..."

-Mullarky 


"...Nevermind man nipples..."

-Bob Log III


"Our favorite band"

-Flagrante Delicto 

Listener response to God of the Sea:

"I was expecting your band to be hippy bullshit. But then you played and it was completely anti-hippy. Fuck yeah."