Booking Agent/Record Label

God of the Sea is currently seeking a new booking agent and also a record label (What's up, Sub Pop?) to distribute our debut album, "Coke Fiend Bitches and High School Pussy: The Problem with Racism in Modern America", any interested parties can respond to: ilovesquids@gmail.com We're also looking for an Energy Drink to sponsor us (Hello, Monster!) or maybe some endorsements (Hi, Gibson.) We want money and free things. We're really hip, and we can sell the shit out of your product.